24.2.16

WALT: write and use our checklist.

I’m one of the most legendary sports. I’m the best! I’m the roundest!!

I’m… a show-off. I’m Argentina’s favourite sport! I’m… a football! Yeah, a

bit anticlimactic, but I’m still pretty cool, eh? Eh?! Anyway, I either get

kicked in the face or the butt, I always say, “Ai, por la amor de Dios! Que

es mi vida?!”. That stands for, “Oh, for the love of god! What is my life?”.

Sometimes they stop me with big spiky things. I think they call it “book”? I

don’t know, I’m Argentinian, I speak Spanish more than English. Look, I’ll

stub my toe and…<boom> Ai, por la amor de dios! Sos un idiota, Juan

Gonzalez?!?! Eh?! Porque esiste eso?! IDIOTA! IDIOTA!!!

IDIOTAAAA!!!!!!! Eh…You don't need to know what that means. Anyway,

sometimes they stop me with soft cushions. Even though they clamp onto

me like crabs. Other times, I come falling down like a meteor. Then land

on my face. Then I get kicked on the butt. And again. My name is Juan

Gonzalez and thatś my story.